“Hey Cal, what’s with the long face?” The other day I had a dream. It was April 1. We all know the significance of that date – the one day each year where we celebrate the practical jokers among us. In my dream, I ran into an old friend I hadn’t seen a long time. He appeared anything but happy, hence the question above. When I asked the question, Cal walked over to his car and said, “Watch this.” With that, he shoved down on the fender. He held it down for a couple seconds and then suddenly let it go. The fender sprung up traveling right past its original position. Then, it fell back down past that spot only to spring up and down again several times. “Whoa, that’s not good,” I said. “I think you need some new shocks there buddy.” “No kidding, Sherlock,” Cal said. “Well, I mean that’s really bad, Cal,” I said, trying to ignore his sarcasm. “You should have done something about that in March.” Shall we say the look on Cal’s face spoke volumes. “I suppose you’re going to tell me about th...